OMFG….
Cherating was fuckin wicked.
It was actually supposed to be a company treasure hunt, but a few of us said, fuck it… lets drive there straight and havoc!
anyways.. we were all supposed to flag off from the company premises at 730am. Unfortunately our driver had a very hazy heavy drinking session the night before. He woke up at 730am
and before you know it…. we were on our merry way to Cherating at 930am
Last team to leave. hehehehehehe
So as we sped to Cherating, we took a quick pitstop aka beerstop at Genting Sempah. Beer never felt so good. 4 people in the car but only 3 of us could drink, as an intoxicated driver is a big NO-NO. But he was still probably high from the night before.
So as we made our way again to our beach destination, we met up with another bunch of friends from the same department at another stop. More beers were opened, more ciggies were smoked
We turned off to Kuantan where we had claypot rice at one of the first makan places we saw. Then off to Cherating. So at cherating, the first agenda of the day was………. yes… more beers. and then lepak in the pool.
Then we showed off our dazzling ronaldinho-like beach football skills. damn fun. then in to the sea. then more football. then into the pool. then water-polo.
fucking tired by this point, but the day was still early. we all went up to get ready for a buffet dinner. Dinner was ok la. The food spread was decent, but the deserts sucked.
After dinner, we all grabbed the alcohol and proceeded to the shaded designated drinking area. It was raining on and off that night. We had no music whatsoever.
So as we slowly drank, and played drinking games *mind u… playing drinking games with approximately 20 people from the same department is fuckin’ awesome* our "little drummer boy" got a hold of 2 empty 1.5L coke bottles and started playing a lion-dance beat ! and it was fucking accurate. 2 other fellers decided to be the lion and utilized a towel as the lion.
and so….. the pandemonium began.
Out came all the Tamil songs. In the group there were only 2 non-indians……1 chinese guy *my team driver* and 1 sesat iban guy *namely myself*
Out came our drunk rendition of "We will rock you" fuckin hell we were loud. surprised noone came to shut us up. but then again… a group of rowdy 20 drunk fellers….. who would ?
and of course…… since we were by the beach… the closest place to drain the lizard was at the seaside. funny when ur drunk, ur not so worried about peeing at ur feet in seawater and the tide carries it back at u……….
so walkies by the beach. more drinking. more drumming. more singing. and god the singing was funny
slowly other departments started joining us, since we the most happening mofo’s in the company. the night eventually ended at around 4am as everyone retired. a few drunk fellers. i was drunk myself.
next day woke up at 10. raced down for breakfast. i was just in time to get breakfast as they were slowly clearing everything away.
Then went by the pool to chit chat with a few fellers. then back in to the sea to chill. and then back into the pool with the other 19 crazy fellers.
by this time, we ran out of alcohol already. and hell we brought quite alot. good thing also la. everyone was dehydrated. waters were more in demand than tigers/heineken/skol/carlsberg/black/chivas. huhuhuhuhuhuhuh
eventually we all checked out by 2pm and headed to Teluk Chempedak to mammam. omg…… i have never seen food finish so fast. total damage on seafood to fill 20 voraciously hungry animals…… RM460. and to sweeten the day….more beers hehehehehe
Kuantan’s quite a nice place actually. very…. kuching-like. Teluk chempedak was pretty cool too. should make a few more visits to the beach in the future.
so we all eventually got back home, tired as hell around 9pm. and looking in to the mirror, i noticed my shoulders and the top half of my chest looked red as a lobster
heheheh. effects of not bothering to put sunblock. MACHO LA KONON! hahahahahaha
but fuckin hell…. Cherating was awesome.
To all the fellers who went, i know you all had an absolutely wonderful time, and we should definitely do this again